| That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrrel of oat meal | 41k |
| I've got a splittin' headache | 24k |
| The screwball in the back pocket | 21k |
| That boy's as strong as an ox, and just about as smart | 48k |
| Adios you chicken pluckin' little stinker | 35k |
| Nutty as a fruitcake | 13k |
| Now looka I say looka here | 24k |
| Oh boy, this kid's gotta go | 43k |
| There must be some way, there's just gotta be - ahh, I've got it | 50k |
| Ha haa! | 14k |
| Any of this getting through that little old blue bonnet of yours | 29k |
| Leghorn gets bit on the finger | 13k |
| Why does a chicken cross the road | 28k |
| Scared - who me - course I'm not squared | 55k |
| I've been a good sport about this up til now | 65k |
| Hey boy, commere, quick! | 23k |
| No no no, you're doing it all wrong | 26k |
| I'll just have it out with the boss | 17k |
| One of us has gotta go | 21k |
| Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. | 42k |
| Oh, that woman, got a mouth like an outboard motor | 110k |
| Hey boy, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind | 62k |
| Pay attention to me boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar | 41k |
| Singing Camptown Ladies (1) | 88k |
| Hey, what's comin' off here | 44k |
| Hold it. Hold it. I smell something in the air. Balls o'fire! Tornado's comin'! | 132k |
| Fortunately I always carry a spare set of feathers | 47k |
| Who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person | 61k |
| Course you know this means war | 26k |
| Now, uh, whatta we got here | 19k |
| Huh | 5k |
| All right, sister, out with it, let's have it - clang | 61k |
| What's the big idea bashing me on the noggin with a rolling pin | 87k |
| Nothin' to cry about | 16k |
| Now lets hear your side of the story, sister | 29k |
| Explaining to Miss Prissy how to catch a husband | 172k |
| You're right, he does look like a dog | 30k |
| Everybody knows that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach | 53k |
| Show him what you got but don't let him have it | 78k |
| Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice | 36k |
| Wo-ho-hoooo Nelly! | 34k |
| What in the world's that hen up to now | 43k |
| I don't know what you're doin with that bowling ball girlie | 80k |
| There ya are, sister, have fun | 28k |
| What's all the whoopin' and hollerin about, boy | 41k |
| Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap - full of mice | 54k |
| Who, what, where, etc, i don't see nothin | 94k |
| Tarzan yell and coughing fit | 38k |
| This is the way we bounce the ball | 91k |
| Aahhh, shaddap | 28k |
| This, I say, this calls for massive retaliation! | 41k |
| We have been flim-flammed | 28k |
| Well look what we got here | 22k |
| You know, there just might be a market for bottled duck | 49k |
| Singing camptown ladies (2) | 91k |
| Now that's no way for a kid to be wastin his time, readin' that long-haired gobbledegook | 78k |
| Put that egghead book down boy | 27k |
| Pay attention when I'm talkin to ya, boy | 26k |
| You'd like that, wouldn't you boy | 26k |
| This boy's more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind | 37k |
| Well, you got your signals mixed, but i know what you mean | 39k |
| Now then boy, we'll see how much you learned | 29k |
| Eeeeuuh, what you doin' there son | 34k |
| I can't wait all day | 17k |
| I hadta ask, I hadta ask | 45k |
| What in the name of Jesse James do you suppose that is | 53k |
| I keep hearin' the most terrifyin' sounds in there | 41k |
| I think there's some pictures you oughta see | 42k |
| Now let me know when I come to something that interests you | 35k |
| Just like I thought, he's wacky over females | 52k |
| Looks like one of that silly dog's booby traps | 48k |
| Go, I say go away boy, you bother me | 33k |
| That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot | 45k |
| Don't look so good | 19k |
| Well I'll just have to pay a visit to that blubberheaded hound | 94k |
| Why Henrietta, what in the world has happened to your legs | 54k |
| Get yourself a hobby | 19k |
| Gal reminds me of the highway between Forth Worth and Dallas - no curves | 59k |
| This is a boy | 18k |
| There's something kind of eeEEEEeeehh about a kid that's never played baseball | 63k |
| Okay, I'll shut up | 195k |
| Now cut that out boy, or I'll spank you where the feathers are thinnest | 51k |
| Nice boy but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth | 38k |
| You just know I'm gonna do something about this | 42k |
| Aahhh, shaddap (2) | 38k |
| What's the big idea wrapping a lariat around my adam's apple | 62k |
| You gotta grow up | 13k |
| Looks like the boy genius is tryin' to show me up | 41k |
| Hello | 18k |
| Looks like sodey pop - watch it fizz | 160k |
| Foghorn and the weasel making battle plans | 163k |
