| You've ruined my pipes! I'm goin' to... | 37k |
| Certain I'm a man, and what's wrong with that | 36k |
| There are no LaBrea Tar Pits in Scotland | 38k |
| It's been in the family for years | 28k |
| Fore - fore, three and a half | 38k |
| Laugh | 57k |
| Make it one, and that's my final offer | 37k |
| A hole in one, yahoo! | 42k |
| That was a dirty bit o' cheatin' | 31k |
| Tis plain that the weight of evidence is greatly against me | 43k |
| Try and top that | 18k |
| Bagpipes | 64k |
