Sheriff of Nottingham and Little John from "Rabbit Hood"

Oh ho, varlet! Caught crimson-fisted!36k
Oh no you don't! We have an appointment with the rack41k
You can't go in there, you're not allowed in there28k
You're standing on royal ground26k
Oooooh, I hate myself! I do! I do!58k
Don't you worry, never fear, Robin Hood will soon be here52k
I shall probably hateth myself cometh the dawn29k
London Bridges Falling Down186k