Marvin The Martian

At last, after 2000 years of work, the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator88k
At long last, my dream come true34k
The Earth - oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds46k
Oh, I'm going to blow it up20k
Where's the kaboom - there was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom53k
That creature has stolen the space modulator83k
Delays, delays20k
Capture that creature and return the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator67k
Oh dear, now I shall have to create more Martians48k
Well, back to the old drawing board (Marvin)40k
Oh, goody! My Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator67k
I claim this planet in the name of Mars. Isn't that lovely, hm57k
I do believe you are right23k
Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex, I could pinch them65k
An earth creature's tracks, isn't that lovely42k
Isn't that a nice assignment, hmm31k
K-9, do you suppose all earth creatures behave like thataway63k
Oh dear, now I suppose I shall have to use force41k
Oh, that wasn't a bit nice, you have made me very angry, verrry angry indeed133k
That is an interplanetary flying space saucer, we are returning to Mars in it74k
We must capture a live earth creature, K-9, and take it back with us to Mars62k
Yes, isn't it delightful39k