Angus McRory from "My Bunny Lies Over the Sea"

You've ruined my pipes! I'm goin' to...37k
Certain I'm a man, and what's wrong with that36k
There are no LaBrea Tar Pits in Scotland38k
It's been in the family for years28k
Fore - fore, three and a half38k
Laugh57k
Make it one, and that's my final offer37k
A hole in one, yahoo!42k
That was a dirty bit o' cheatin'31k
Tis plain that the weight of evidence is greatly against me43k
Try and top that18k
Bagpipes64k